After reading these two comics about boogers being wiped under car seats, it would be easy for the casual reader to assume there were boogers wiped on virtually every surface of the House, seeing as though there were nine guys living there. Please don't assume this. That's really really gross. The truth is, we were all wise enough to only wipe our boogers on the FLOOR. This ensured they would dry quickly and be vacuumed up by Adam when he did the weekly house cleaning. I never wiped boogers under anyone else's seat (and neither did John... that I know of). That's the truth. But I DID stumble across boogers under my seat that didn't feel like they were mine as my hand brushed across them.